Tweets

    avatardedpotterhead:

    knowledgetrollop:

    this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

    i aspire to have this marriage

    (Source: sandandglass)

    woodmeat:

    dont fall in love wit people like me i will nut on ur stomach n hand u a balled up mcdonalds bag to wipe it off wit

    imsoshive:

    (Source: chaaanellabella)

    Laying in my boxers and it’s still hot as hell in here

    haussofkm:

    mockeryd:

    Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

    (Source: sizvideos)


    mercuryjones:

    Porn stars read mean tweets about themselves.


    railroadsoftware:

    when you are sick of snakes being on the plane but you are around your grandparents so you have to watch your language 

    marialisbelts:

    laidbackmack:

    raw-aktive:

    Damn.

    Nothin new with the boys in blue smh.

    "Suuuuck maahh ….."

    (Source: thepoeticlovechild)