this is literally the most beautiful love story my god
i aspire to have this marriage
dont fall in love wit people like me i will nut on ur stomach n hand u a balled up mcdonalds bag to wipe it off wit
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
Porn stars read mean tweets about themselves.
when you are sick of snakes being on the plane but you are around your grandparents so you have to watch your language